After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live. He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room. He asked the doctor to stand by one side of his bed and his lawyer to stand by the other.
After standing for some time, the doctor asked "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there." A while later, the lawyer asked, "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there." As the hours wore on, the doctor and the lawyer watched the man weaken.
When his time had almost arrived, the doctor and the lawyer again asked "Why are we standing here?" "Well," said the old man, "Christ died between two thieves, so I thought I'd do the same!
[quote author=coptic pharaoh link=topic=6134.msg89212#msg89212 date=1212453267] [quote author=Loca4Christ link=topic=6134.msg89211#msg89211 date=1212453124] A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card and wrote on the back: Revelation 3:20 and stuck it in the door.
The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was the notation Genesis 3:10.
Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."
Hilarious..... WOW.. are they all from the same website?
Who invented these things? 1.The battery 2.The phone 3.The Thermometer 4.The microscope 5.The refrigerator 6.The lightbulb
What is the country of these capitals? 1.London 2.Beirot 3.Washington 4.Khartoum 5.Paris 6.Tokyo 7.Rome
What country are these located at? 1.White house 2.Big Ben Clock 3.Eiffel Tower
Riddles 1.Everybody loves me. They kick me and I dont complain about it . What am I? 2.Since I saw you I held on to your neck and stayed on your chest. You dont get aggravated because of me. I am beautiful What am I? 3.I am a famous and tasty fruit. You can use my peels as a medicine for the sick. When you open me you see my beautiful treasures. What am I?
[quote author=holy bible link=topic=6134.msg90242#msg90242 date=1213195591] 2.Alexander Graham Bell 6.Thomas Edison
Correct
[quote author=godislove260 link=topic=6134.msg90265#msg90265 date=1213202905] [quote author=Loca4Christ link=topic=6134.msg89737#msg89737 date=1212872834] You were close for number 1 its soccer number 2 us a cross necklace
Good Job on the rest.. ;)
I live in Europe, here it's called football (=soccer in USA) so technically I was correct anyway... LOL
Im sorry I forgot about that....Everywhere soccer is called football except in the USA
[quote author=coptic pharaoh link=topic=6134.msg90407#msg90407 date=1213241688] wait till the morning tomorow and you will find a couple of replies.... that is the time when all the epople from europe go on....
I think its so cool that the world has different times........
[quote author=godislove260 link=topic=6134.msg90500#msg90500 date=1213295021] [quote author=holy bible link=topic=6134.msg90355#msg90355 date=1213224146] what can carry you but has no feet.
[quote author=coptic pharaoh link=topic=6134.msg90414#msg90414 date=1213242241] exept for a couple of odd countries (including Canada,US, and apparently Australia) football means soccer...
what does football mean in USA then? lol
I think its so cool that the world has different times........
[quote author=mnc_hnn link=topic=6134.msg90619#msg90619 date=1213312506] [quote author=coptic pharaoh link=topic=6134.msg90414#msg90414 date=1213242241] exept for a couple of odd countries (including Canada,US, and apparently Australia) football means soccer...
what does football mean in USA then? lol
it is American football (that is its name in other countries) in the U.S. and Canada football means American football, (a violent type of Rugby, exept with this you have pads and stuff like that)
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After standing for some time, the doctor asked "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there." A while later, the lawyer asked, "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there." As the hours wore on, the doctor and the lawyer watched the man weaken.
When his time had almost arrived, the doctor and the lawyer again asked "Why are we standing here?" "Well," said the old man, "Christ died between two thieves, so I thought I'd do the same!
[quote author=Loca4Christ link=topic=6134.msg89211#msg89211 date=1212453124]
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card and wrote on the back: Revelation 3:20 and stuck it in the door.
The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was the notation Genesis 3:10.
Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."
Hilarious..... WOW.. are they all from the same website?
I just get from different sites
1.young Man I say to you arise.
2.Today you will be with me in Paradise.
Where were these birds mentioned in the Bible?
1.The rooster
2.Doves
Riddle
What can go through a glass door that is shut?
Who are the siblings of these people. (Name 1 or 2)
1.Ham
2.Moses
3.Martha
4.Esau
5.Abel
6.Benjamin
7.Maximous
8.James the Son of Zebedee
2. The irhgt hand thief...
Rooster: when Peter denied Jesus 3 times...
Dove: went out of the ark to check if the water level was going down...
Riddle: Nothing?
People:
1.Shem, Japheth
2.Aaron
3.Mariam
4. Jacob
5.Cain
6.Joseph
7.Domadious
8.John the son of Zebedee
is this what it is supposed to be?? straight forward questions or is there like apun to it... like with WWJD... (What would Jesus Do/Drive....)
Dont you think these were too too easy?
the other ones i knew...
God Bless
The answer to the riddle: what can go through a closed glass door? LIGHT
God Bless
YaY :D
1.The battery
2.The phone
3.The Thermometer
4.The microscope
5.The refrigerator
6.The lightbulb
What is the country of these capitals?
1.London
2.Beirot
3.Washington
4.Khartoum
5.Paris
6.Tokyo
7.Rome
What country are these located at?
1.White house
2.Big Ben Clock
3.Eiffel Tower
Riddles
1.Everybody loves me. They kick me and I dont complain about it . What am I?
2.Since I saw you I held on to your neck and stayed on your chest. You dont get aggravated because of me. I am beautiful What am I?
3.I am a famous and tasty fruit. You can use my peels as a medicine for the sick. When you open me you see my beautiful treasures. What am I?
1. football
2. a hanger with a cross or a baby
Capitals:
1. Uk
2. Libanon
3. USA
4. Sudan
5. France
6. Japan
7. Italy
What country are they located at
1. USA
2. England
3. France
number 2 us a cross necklace
Good Job on the rest.. ;)
6.Thomas Edison
You were close for number 1 its soccer
number 2 us a cross necklace
Good Job on the rest.. ;)
I live in Europe, here it's called football (=soccer in USA)
so technically I was correct anyway... LOL
2.Alexander Graham Bell
6.Thomas Edison
Correct
[quote author=godislove260 link=topic=6134.msg90265#msg90265 date=1213202905]
[quote author=Loca4Christ link=topic=6134.msg89737#msg89737 date=1212872834]
You were close for number 1 its soccer
number 2 us a cross necklace
Good Job on the rest.. ;)
I live in Europe, here it's called football (=soccer in USA)
so technically I was correct anyway... LOL
Im sorry I forgot about that....Everywhere soccer is called football except in the USA
1.Alessandro Volta
2.Alexander Graham Bell
3.Galileo
4.Coleman
5.Thomas Edison
Kool I didnt know that
wait till the morning tomorow and you will find a couple of replies.... that is the time when all the epople from europe go on....
I think its so cool that the world has different times........
what can carry you but has no feet.
a cloud?
[quote author=holy bible link=topic=6134.msg90355#msg90355 date=1213224146]
what can carry you but has no feet.
a cloud?
no sorry :-\
exept for a couple of odd countries (including Canada,US, and apparently Australia) football means soccer...
what does football mean in USA then? lol lol ur funny
[quote author=coptic pharaoh link=topic=6134.msg90414#msg90414 date=1213242241]
exept for a couple of odd countries (including Canada,US, and apparently Australia) football means soccer...
what does football mean in USA then? lol
it is American football (that is its name in other countries) in the U.S. and Canada football means American football, (a violent type of Rugby, exept with this you have pads and stuff like that)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_football